Gone Girl: Garbage people doing garbage things

Posted in Movies, Reviews with tags , , , , , , , , on October 8, 2014 by Sarah


gone-girl-posterI didn’t really like Gone Girl as a book. I thought the premise was interesting, and I appreciated the antagonistic ending, but I found the alternating narrators to be a gimmick, and I got bored—I skipped over a hundred pages in the middle of the book and never missed a beat—and I didn’t understand why author Gillian Flynn devoted so much ink to Nick Dunne when his deranged, vindictive wife Amy was so much more interesting. It’s not that I think that Flynn is a bad writer—she’s not—or that I was offended somehow by the ending (which I gather many people were), I just thought Gone Girl was a helluva story bogged down by its own gimmicky conceit. Not coincidentally, this is also exactly how I feel about David Fincher’s film adaptation. Continue reading

Horns: Putting the “fractured” in fractured fairytale

Posted in Movies, Reviews with tags , , , , , , , on October 6, 2014 by Sarah

Horns-Movie-PosterI wanted to like Horns so much. I’ve enjoyed writer/director Alexandre Aja’s pulpy genre output since 2003’s French horror flick High Tension, and enjoyed the hell out of the campy, gore-laden Piranha 3D. Horns looked more ambitious than those films, though, still working the genre tropes that Aja uses so well but expanding into a broader, more fantastical realm, adapted from Joe Hill’s novel. The trailers looked great, I loved the cast (starring Daniel Radcliffe and featuring Max Minghella, Juno Temple, and Joe Anderson), and with a premiere at last year’s Toronto International Film Festival, it seemed like Horns might be something a little bit special. Continue reading

Let’s Fight: The Most Important (Fake) Dead Parents

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on October 2, 2014 by Sarah

There are so many orphans in pop culture. Seriously, if you want to be a hero or a chosen one, you basically have to be orphaned first. And so, inspired by a delightfully time-wasting Twitter conversation, I’ve created a March Madness-style competitive bracket, beginning with a round of 32, to determine the Most Important (Fake) Dead Parents. Continue reading

Fall Movie Preview: October 2014

Posted in Movies, Previews with tags , , , , on October 2, 2014 by Sarah

Between the Chicago International Film Festival (10/9 – 10/23) and an increasingly busy commercial release slate, I’m going to see something like 31 movies in 31 days. How many do you think I can get reviewed? Over/under 15?

October 3



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Ray Rice and why I just can’t care about football anymore

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on September 10, 2014 by Sarah

Over the last couple years, I’ve soured on football. I come from a football family—my mom had to reschedule her wedding around a Texas/OU game—and football is a big deal where I come from. But as I’ve gotten older, I’ve lost my taste for football. It wasn’t one specific thing that did it, but more the accumulation of years of bullshit at both the college and pro levels, but things have really gone south over the last couple years. Exhibit A. Exhibit B. Exhibit B2. Exhibit C. Exhibit D. Exhibit-Fucking-E. You get the picture.

Loki face palm

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Fall Movie Preview: September 2014

Posted in Movies, Previews with tags , , , , on September 4, 2014 by Sarah

Summer movie season is over, let award season begin.

September 5

The Identical

There’s no way that guy’s real name is Blake Rayne. Just none.

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