Sucker Punch should have been a videogame

Characters

You may choose one of five characters for the game. Additional characters include CREEPY STEPFATHER, PSYCHIATRIST/MAMA WHORE, BLUE, THE COOK, THE MAYOR, THE HIGHROLLER and THE WISE MAN. The characters you can choose from are:

BABY DOLL: Skills include sword fighting, marksmanship, hand-to-hand combat and she possesses the Magic Pussy of Hypnosis.

ROCKET: Skills include heavy artillery capabilities and hand-to-hand combat.

SWEET PEA: Skills include marksmanship, hand-to-hand combat and she is a strategy master.

BLONDIE: Skills include hand-to-hand combat and general uselessness.

AMBER: Skills include avionics, communications and Token Minority-ism. Continue reading “Sucker Punch should have been a videogame”