Unstoppable: How to make a bad movie watchable

Let’s be very clear. Unstoppable was not good. It was loud, headache-inducing, teeth-rattling driving action with little plot and no character development. The acting was limited to roguish smiles and worried glances. The score was annoying and cluttered up an already cluttered soundscape and the cinematography was the caliber of World’s Wildest Car Chases. All around, Unstoppable was a pretty terrible movie.

Yet it’s imminently watchable. Continue reading “Unstoppable: How to make a bad movie watchable”