Robert Pattinson’s disgruntled alligator

WARNING: This post involves mockery and Robert Pattinson. If you can’t tell the difference between mocking a PHOTO and mocking HIM, please stop reading this post right now. If you have yet to develop a sense of humor, or if your love of one Robert Pattinson has permanently impaired your sense of humor, please stop reading this post right now. You have been WARNED. Continue reading “Robert Pattinson’s disgruntled alligator”

Can Robert Pattinson act?

In case you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t seen a magazine in the last eighteen months, Pattinson is the face of the mega-popular Twilight franchise, starring as blue-balled vampire Edward Cullen. Before Twilight, Pattinson was best known as ill-fated Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and the face-to-name recognition was virtually nil. He was pretty much, “That guy from that one Harry Potter movie”. Twilight has changed all that, making Pattinson a household name, especially if your household contains a teenaged girl. However, as Harrison Ford once said of Star Wars, Twilight is only making Pattinson famous, not establishing him as an actor. So I set out to answer the question–can Robert Pattinson act? Continue reading “Can Robert Pattinson act?”