Elevators make everything better

I got to thinking about elevators while watching The Mechanic—which says something about The Mechanic, doesn’t it? (Quick review: Is it good? No. Is it over-the-top action entertainment? Yes. Will you like it? You will if you a) like over-the-top action movies and b) can prevent yourself from focusing too much on the story. Like Unstoppable, there’s just barely enough exposition to get things rolling before everything is guns and explosions. Strictly speaking, not a good movie, but it wasn’t lazy and I enjoyed it anyway.) So anyway, I’m watching The Mechanic and thinking about elevators and then this thought occurs to me:

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