The Elf Brigade

Do you know how I know I’m getting old? Because all the hot young actors look like elves to me. I look at the magazines and see elf after elf after elf. I can’t tell them apart. I don’t know why they’re famous, and in many cases, I don’t even know who they are. And I’m pretty sure they should all be up a tree, making me delicious cookies. Continue reading “The Elf Brigade”