First post!

Snarksters of the world unite! No but seriously, don’t come here because I haven’t picked up my room yet. It’s a wee bit messy. That’s New Year’s Resolution #2, right behind “finally start a movie blog”.

This is CineSnark, where we will talk about movies, largely in a sarcastic and/or facetious manner. I love movies, I see a lot of movies, and while I love talk about movies, I do not love talking about the auteur theory and all that shizz. You can discuss critical theory all you want, but at the end of the day bad movies still make a ton of money and good movies often get left by the wayside. So, critical theory is out. Movies here are judged by my taste (feel free to disagree, but I reserve the right to make fun of you), the Unintentional Comedy Scale, the Zombie-Preparedness Scale, or whatever arbitrary system I feel like judging by that day.

The next several posts will be lists. Top 10’s for the year, decade, et cetera. It’s probably the best and fastest way to suss out my taste and sarcasm level. I will probably only post 2-3 times per week, or at least that’s what I am telling myself now, in order to make this feel like a no-pressure hobby. Sort of like standing in a room alone talking to myself. Hmm, sad.

It’s New Year’s Eve. Am off to the movies.