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The Bourne Legacy: Introducing your new reptile junkie action hero

Posted in Movies, Reviews with tags , , , , on August 8, 2012 by Sarah

There seems to be a major disconnect between what The Bourne Legacy is and what people expect(ed) it to be. I was expecting it to be, at the very least, a decent action movie that would introduce a new secret operative with some level of fucked-up-ness into the world of Jason Bourne, and the movie did meet my basic expectations so I was pretty satisfied with what I saw. Apparently everyone else saw a different movie though, or were expecting something so different—a literal continuation of Bourne’s story, I think—that they were disappointed by what Legacy actually is. So I want to tell you what this movie is NOT, so that you can maybe get down with what it IS. Basically, this is what The Bourne Legacy is asking of you, the viewer:

Support a reptile junkie on a murder spree who kidnaps his dealer in order to ensure a steady fix to feed his drug habit. Continue reading


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