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Movies I Want To See in 2010

Posted in Movies, Previews with tags , , , on January 6, 2010 by Sarah

There’s no specific number. Studios are still setting release dates, especially for later in the year, so there’s no final list of what will be available to popcorn-eating audiences. Release dates can still change, too, so even if I want to see this movie in 2010, there’s always the chance it doesn’t get released until 2011. Especially those films I’m taking off Sundance’s schedule that don’t have distribution deals yet. Running a movie studio is for suckers. Just start a distributor and buy ready-made films from festivals. Now you have an excuse to go to Park City and Cannes every year. That’s way more fun than sitting in Los Angeles dealing with agents and lawyers and actors every day.

Alice in Wonderland (03/05, Disney)

Tim Burton + Johnny Depp + Lewis Carroll = SOLD

Do I even need to say why I want to see this? Have you seen the trailer? Not only does The Depp look amazing as the Mad Hatter, but check out Helena Bonham Carter (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince) as the Red Queen and Anne Hathaway (The Devil Wears Prada) as the White Queen. The Cheshire Cat is insane, and we still haven’t gotten a good look at Alan Rickman’s (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince) Caterpillar. Newcomer Mia Wasikowska is a grown-up Alice—in Burton’s version, Alice returns to Wonderland not remembering she’s been there before, but Wonderland remembers her. Two months from now we’re all going to be going, “Avatar what?” 2010 is all about Alice.

Green Zone (03/12, Universal Pictures)

Matt Damon and director Paul Greengrass (The Bourne Ultimatum, United 93) reteam for Green Zone, which I actually thought was a new Bourne movie when I first saw the trailer. It’s not—it’s about an Army sergeant in the Criminal Investigative Division (or something like that) that goes rogue while tracking WMDs in Iraq. I worry slightly about this turning into a preachy political spiel, but there’s enough stuff blowing up in the trailer that I’ll give it a shot anyway. Damon is good at these conflicted-hero types and Greengrass is good at directing conflicted-hero action movies.

The Runaways (03/19, River Road/Apparition)

I am dying to see this movie. The Runaways were the first all-girl punk band to achieve major success, albeit mostly overseas. In America, they were considered to be little more than a novelty group, even if founding member Joan Jett has gone on to be a punk rock legend. Based on Runaways’ lead singer Cherie Currie’s autobiography, The Runaways is the feature-film debut of music video director Floria Sigismondi and stars Kristen Stewart (Adventureland, Twilight), Dakota Fanning (War of the Worlds, I Am Sam), and Michael Shannon (Revolutionary Road). I sort of expect this to be a fairly typical rock-biopic, but for the acting to be good enough to elevate it. The artistic/production design looks fantastic—authentic without being over the top or cheesy. And yes, that’s Fanning and Stewart singing the band’s signature hit Cherry Bomb, and Stewart tearing it up on the guitar.

Kick-Ass (04/16, Lionsgate)

There will be backlash for this film. It will either make people more curious to see it, or it could kill it—hard to tell. But it’s too inappropriate not to generate some kind of horrified reaction from someone. Of course it looks wildly hilarious. Nicolas Cage, Christopher Mintze-Plasse (Superbad), Chloe Moretz ([500] Days of Summer), and Aaron Johnson (nothing I’ve ever heard of) star in this comic-book adaptation about regular kids become superheroes—with no superpowers.

Iron Man 2 (05/07, Paramount)

Robert Downey, Jr. (Sherlock Holmes) reprises his role as Tony Stark, plus Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler) as Whiplash and Don Cheadle (Ocean’s 11, Hotel Rwanda) assumes the role of Rhodey/War Machine. Toss in Scarlett Johansson (Vicky Cristina Barcelona) as another villain and Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury and this movie will be heavy on the badass. Don’t ask me what the plot is though. Can’t make heads or tails of it from the trailer. It just looks awesome. And how did I not know that Paul Bettany (The Young Victoria, Legion) voices Stark’s computer system Jarvis?

Robin Hood (05/14, Universal Pictures)

Russell Crow, Cate Blanchett, and Matthew Macfadyen (Pride & Prejudice) star in Ridley Scott’s reboot. Think Gladiator but with bows and arrows. The trailer looks pretty cool, but most of my curiosity stems from that which isn’t. Christian Bale was supposed to play Robin Hood, and Crowe the Sheriff of Nottingham, but Bale dropped out because of…well let’s face it, it was conflicting tempers. Can you imagine Crowe and Bale on the same set for four months? YIKES.

Jonah Hex (06/18, Warner Brothers)

Mildly obscure DC Comics character Jonah Hex—the bounty hunter dude with the scars. It’s a Western, and it stars the awesome Josh Brolin (No Country for Old Men). I’m in. John Malkovich and Michael Shannon don’t hurt either, but I am deducting point for the presence of Megan Fox (Transformers). She’s guaranteed to kill every scene she’s in stone dead. Hopefully the action and Brolin’s Hex can stave off Fox’s terrible-actress cooties. 

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (06/30, Summit Entertainment)

Get off my case—I do want to see this. I have a sick fascination with the Twilight movies. They’re not good, yet I can’t look away. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire), and Taylor Lautner (no idea—he’s like 12) return as the most cock-blocked/blue-balled love triangle that features humans, sparkly vampires, and werewolves. I don’t have exceedingly high hopes for Eclipse, but it has the highest budget yet of any Twilight movie (rumored at $60M-$70M) and benefits from having David Slade (Hard Candy, 30 Days of Night) at the helm. It also has the best plot in the series, featuring rampaging vampire armies and vampire/werewolf brawling. Am hoping Slade can pull something halfway decent and maybe mildly thrilling out of his bag of tricks.

Inception (07/16, Warner Brothers)

This is another one with a nonsensical trailer. But it stars Leonard DiCaprio and Ellen Page (Juno), and is directed by Chris Nolan (The Dark Knight), so I will see it, even if it looks like it won’t make much sense and will give me a headache trying to figure it out.

Your Highness (10/01, Universal Pictures)

Can you imagine this pitch? A comedy set in medieval times about a slacker prince and his dragon-slaying brother going on a quest to save their dad’s kingdom. Erm…okay. Except it stars James Franco (Milk, Pineapple Express), Danny McBride (East Bound and Down), Zooey Deschanel ([500] Days of Summer, Elf), and Natalie Portman (Brothers, Garden State). Franco and McBride were hysterical in Pineapple Express, Deschanel is quietly very funny, and Portman is lately expressing an interest in coming down from her high horse and actually being likeable. I have faith in a script co-written by McBride. Will it be earth shattering filmmaking? No. But it will be funny as hell.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (11/19, Warner Brothers)

Needs no introduction. It’s the first installment of the final Harry Potter. Harry, outside the walls of Hogwarts, with no Dumbledore to help him, fighting Voldemort with Hermione and Ron at his side. Please. Will be epic. Just wondering where they cut off for part 2…

Movies with no official release date

Howl (Werc Werk Works)

James Franco stars as poet Allen Ginsberg as he defends his most famous work, Howl, in an obscenity trial. Also starring Jeff Daniels (Away We Go), Mary-Louise Parker (Weeds), John Hamm (Mad Men), and David Strathairn (Goodnight and Good Luck), this is all about the acting. If it’s even halfway decent, with a world premiere at Sundance later this month, Howl could end up being one of the awards-season gems in late 2010.

The Tree of Life (Plan B/Apparition)

This is supposed to come out this year, but it’s directed by Terrence Malick (The New World), which means it could be out this year or 2015. He tinkers and tweaks FOREVER. But the end results are always worth it. Starring Brad Pitt and Sean Penn, it’s kind of a “heart vs. head” story. Should Jack O’Brien follow his mother’s example of self-sacrifice and putting others first, or his father’s worldview of “to thine own self be true”? There’s no way to tell how this comes out. Malick is impossible to predict, but he rarely disappoints.

Top 10 Movies of the Decade: 2000-2009

Posted in Movies, Reviews with tags , , , , on January 3, 2010 by Sarah

What do we call the past decade? The Zeroes? The Aughts? “Glad it’s over; surely the next one can’t be that bad?” Whatever. Here are my top movies of the decade just gone. Once again, this list is in alphabetical order. Also, I realized I didn’t annotate anything in the decade’s top 10 post, I just assumed people would know who I was talking about. I will try to remember to do so in future.

Amelie (2001, Miramax Films)

The little foreign film that could! Remember Amelie? How good it made you feel? How happy you were at the end? Romantic, shy Amelie Poulain is the heroine we could all root for, and Audrey Tautou embodied her perfectly. Strikingly reminiscent of another Audrey—Hepburn, that is—Tautou is at once whimsical and practical, beautiful and plain, bold and introverted. Beautifully directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet (Alien Resurrection, A Very Long Engagement) and photographed by Bruno Delbonnel, the Montmartre district of Paris is bathed in sunny yellows, rich greens and bold reds. This is reality slightly left of center, and Amelie’s rich inner life is brought to life through innovative moments of magical realism. If you haven’t seen Amelie recently, give yourself a treat and revisit, or watch it for the first time. Few films will leave you so happy and in love with love.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004, Warner Brothers)

Confession: I adore the Harry Potter series, both books and movies, but I swear this is an unbiased pick. Azkaban is a game-changer. The first two HP movies were decent enough, but Azkaban revolutionized the series. Chris Columbus (Home Alone), after two workhorse adaptations, stepped down as director of the series and the massive search for a new captain resulted in…Alfonso Cuaron (Y Tu Mama Tambien)? Talk about coming out of left field. But it was inspired. Cuaron made Azkaban into a good movie in its own right—you don’t need to know the books to love it. He took the film in a darker direction, better suited to the tone of the book, and he raised the bar for the future directors in the series (it feels like David Yates, director of the series since Order of the Phoenix, has been chasing the benchmark set by Cuaron). Cuaron and Azkaban changed what serial filmmaking can be.

EDIT: This should be The Hurt Locker. Sorry Harry.

Lars and the Real Girl (2007, Sidney Kimmel Entertainment/MGM)

Offbeat, weird, and uncomfortable, Ryan Gosling (The Notebook, Half Nelson) turns in a subtle, layered performance as Lars Lindstrom. Lars is a nice guy, a shy guy, who lives in the garage of his family home while his brother Gus (Paul Schneider, Parks & Recreation) and his pregnant wife Karin (Emily Mortimer, Match Point) live in the house. Lars has exiled himself to the garage, unwilling to “intrude” in his own family home. His nerdy-cute office mate Margo (Kelli Garner, Taking Woodstock) obviously has a crush on him, and Lars likes her too, but he’s too shy to make a move. Instead, Lars goes the route of ordering a life-sized sex doll off the internet, which he names Bianca, and begins to introduce her around town as his girlfriend from Brazil (she’s a missionary). Schneider is especially funny in his stupefied disbelief and grudging participation in Lars’s elaborate charade. Gosling plays Lars so simple and straightforward, I’m 99% he is actually delusional and does believe Bianca is a real person. However, there is occasionally a gleam in Lars’s eye, or a slight twitch of his mustache that makes me think he is knowingly putting his family and friends through this ruse as some sort of, well not prank because that’s mean and Lars is not mean, but a kind of lesson perhaps. And when he’s ready to approach Margo, Bianca conveniently becomes ill. Gosling’s is a brilliant, subtle performance that only gets better with time.

Lord of the Rings (2001-2003, New Line Cinema)

Well it would have to be on here, wouldn’t it? Does anyone remember the hatred that brewed for LOTR before Fellowship of the Ring was released in 2001? The Tolkein fanboys (and girls) hated director Peter Jackson, at that time most known for low-budget horror-and-gore flicks like The Frighteners and Dead Alive, they thought then-child star Elijah Wood (Deep Impact) was horribly miscast as Frodo, and they hadn’t heard of half the cast. “This movie will suck!” they chanted all over the interwebz. And then came The Fellowship, and everyone shut up. An unparalleled accomplishment of filmmaking, Jackson filmed all three movies off one long script split into three “volumes”, and he did it on $300M (it cost that much to make one Avatar). Beautifully shot across New Zealand and launching the mainstream careers of Jackson, Wood, Viggo Mortensen, and Orlando Bloom, and featuring great performances from British stalwarts Ian McKellan and Christopher Lee, LOTR stretched the limits of fantasy films and changed how franchise filmmaking is done.

No Country for Old Men (2007, Paramount Vantage/Miramax Films)

I had three Coen Brothers films that could have made this list: No Country, O Brother Where Art Thou?, and A Serious Man. I decided that this one is my favorite because while it’s every bit as perfect as O Brother (seriously, what would you change about this movie?), No Country is so much darker and more complex, that it haunts me even now, years later. O Brother is perfectly pleasant and always enjoyable, but it doesn’t quite resonate the way No Country does. Wonderfully cast and acted, gorgeously photographed, it is the work of a consummate director. It’s a disturbing, uneasy tale of greed, dishonesty, and perhaps the world’s most forthright murderer rampaging through innocent people’s lives looking for his lost loot. Arguably the greatest American film of the decade.

Serenity (2005, Universal Pictures)

This is everything the Star Wars prequels should have been, and it was done on half the budget. Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) turned in one of the great space epics of all time. Taken from his criminally-abused-by-Fox television show Firefly, Serenity tells the story of Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Nathan Fillion, Castle) and his band of smuggling space pirates. It’s kind of like a Western…set in space. Unfortunately, it’s that sort of esotericism that has always plagued Firefly/Serenity, but the movie, like the TV show, has found a strong cult audience on DVD. You don’t need to be familiar with the TV show to understand the movie, and I dare anyone to watch Serenity and not be completely blown away by the battle at the end, as well as the superbly edited and staged fight between Reynolds and his dogged pursuer, the ominously named The Operative (Chiwetel Ejiofor, Love Actually).

The Dark Knight (2008, Warner Brothers)

It’s hard to separate The Dark Knight from Heath Ledger’s death, but even had he not died before the film was released, Ledger’s portrayal of The Joker would still be one of the greatest, most psychotic sociopaths brought to life on film. The Dark Knight took the already-high platform of Batman Begins and shattered it. Filmed entirely on location in Chicago, director Chris Nolan (Memento) seemed particularly taken with the city’s streetscapes, using Lower Wacker Drive and the LaSalle corridor for his spectacular car chase sequence. The whole cast is very good; Christian Bale never disappoints, playing Bruce Wayne and Batman as two distinct personalities. And Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Gary Oldman, and Aaron Eckhart all give outstanding performances, too. Maggie Gyllenhaal took over the Rachel Dawes character for Katie Holmes, and that was very good call. Holmes would have folded under the weight of Ledger’s Joker where Gyllenhaal was able to hold her own against him. But it’s Ledger’s amazingly crazy performance as The Joker that made this movie what it is. This performance will stand for a long time, a reminder of what Ledger could have—should have—accomplished.

The Departed (2006, Warner Brothers)

I hate movies where you know from the first frame that everyone is going to die. Martin Scorsese + Leonardo DiCaprio = everyone one will die. I told myself not to get invested in the characters in The Departed because they were all going to die. And yet, invested I was. I was pulling *so hard* for DiCaprio’s undercover cop Billy Costigan, and I was furious with myself when he met his inevitable, very easily foreseeable, end. Jack Nicholson gives a great performance as Boston mob boss Frank Costello and it was really great to see Matt Damon cast against type as crooked cop Colin Sullivan. Also, Mark Wahlberg gives one of his best performances since Boogie Nights as good-cop-against-the-world Sgt. Dignam. The tension escalates steadily, with double-crosses galore, but it’s the performances of the central four characters, drawn out and framed flawlessly by a master filmmaker, that makes The Departed one of the great crime dramas of American cinema.

There Will Be Blood (2007, Paramount Vantage/Miramax Films)

It’s hard to talk about No Country for Old Men without immediately bringing up There Will Be Blood. Released the same year (by the same studio!), it is every inch No Country’s equal. I realize this is a heated debate—which is better, Blood or No Country—but that’s a waste of time. There’s room for both in the American film canon. Personally, I edge a bit more toward Blood. Director PT Anderson (Punch Drunk Love) is not interested in coddling his audience. He makes no explanations, extends no reasons, in fact, he doesn’t even resolve an ending. He simply presents and moves on; make of his story what you will. Anchored by Daniel Day Lewis’s blistering performance as turn-of-the-century oil man Daniel Plainview, Blood is the ultimate movie for the Aughts. Greed, money, oil, manipulation, politics—it’s all there, crossing in the rural California oil fields. Paul Dano (Little Miss Sunshine) gave a great, overlooked performance as Plainview’s preacher-nemesis Eli Sunday, and Radiohead’s Jonny Greenwood created a brilliant, criminally ignored score. This is the other entry for the “greatest American film of the decade” debate.

WALL-E (2008, Pixar/Disney)

There were five (FIVE!!) potential picks for this list from Pixar. I simply made myself choose only one. The animated tale of a lonely robot cleaning up the Earth’s garbage in some maybe-not-so-distant future, WALL-E is bold filmmaking at its best. This is a kid’s movie. I repeat: a KID’S movie. And there is no dialogue for the first thirty minutes. In fact, there is hardly any dialogue at all. Instead you have WALL-E, the last functioning garbage-bot on Earth, and his crush, the super-sleek EVE, beeping and blipping at each other, and oddly, it becomes a recognizable dialogue. Pixar’s animators have always had a knack for anthropomorphizing anything and everything, but in WALL-E what they do is extraordinary. Most the robots don’t really have faces (WALL-E’s eyes serve as his major communicator) and they don’t talk, yet you know at every moment exactly what they’re “saying”. And the animation is simply stunning—WALL-E’s “star dance” is one of the most stunning sequences Pixar has ever rendered.

Near Misses: Kill Bill, Napoleon Dynamite  (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban), Ratatouille, The Squid and the Whale, Traffic

Okay Movies Featuring Stellar Performances: A Single Man (Colin Firth), Almost Famous (Kate Hudson), Lost in Translation (Bill Murray), Pirates of the Caribbean (Johnny Depp), Pride & Prejudice (Keira Knightley)

Movies Everyone Else Loved That I Did Not: A.I., Avatar, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Mulholland Drive, Walk the Line

Terrible Disappointments: Gentlemen Broncos, Signs, Synecdoche, New York, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Watchmen

Top 10 Movies of 2009

Posted in Movies, Reviews with tags , , , , on January 1, 2010 by Sarah

This is arranged alphabetically because picking just 10 movies is hard enough, without trying to decide which is better than the others.

Adventureland

Confession: Kristen Stewart is my #1 girlcrush. She’s the ultimate anti-starlet, the pretty girl who refuses to play pretty. And as the uber-famous face of the Twilight franchise, she’d be easy to dismiss, except for work such as Adventureland. This is a wonderful ensemble piece, a period film that does not make a big deal out of the 1980’s. It’s an era that’s easy to caricaturize, but writer/director Greg Mottola (Superbad) actually lived this story, so everything feels authentic. Stewart is joined by Jesse Eisenberg, Ryan Reynolds, and Martin Starr as the core of the movie. For a coming of age tale, it’s not saccharine and hardly nostalgic. Despite the “Superbad in a theme park!” ad campaign, this film is kind of depressing and dark and times—these characters have problems, especially Stewart’s troubled, promiscuous Em Lewin—but excellent comic turns from Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig, and Matt Bush keep things from dragging down too far. And the running gag featuring Rock Me Amadeus is priceless.

I Love You, Man

This is basically a romantic comedy for straight dudes. I don’t even count this as a “bromance” movie, even though that is the central relationship, because what makes this flick so genius is how it takes rom-com clichés and recasts them in a straight-guy friendship. Result? Hilariosity. As great as Jason Segel is, and he is always great, it’s Paul Rudd that runs away with this movie. He’s got the sarcastic everyman routine down, but what comes through in this film more than his previous ones is his charm. It’s not just sarcasm for sarcasm’s sake, Rudd has real likeability, which isn’t always utilized since he so often plays a wacky supporting character. And Segel, who does Dumpy Funny Dude so well, shows he can go wild and crazy as well as anyone in Judd Apatow’s troupe of comedic players.

Sherlock Holmes

Bromance of the year goes to Robert Downey, Jr. and Jude Law in Sherlock Holmes. Guy Ritchie is one of those directors who has enormous style and technical ability, but for every good movie he’s made, he’s made a genuine pile of crap (for instance, Snatch and Swept Away), and generally he lays those piles of crap when he tries to work within the studio system. So hiring him to direct the $80M potential-franchise flick was a gutsy move. It paid off. Sherlock Holmes is as stylish as you could hope from Ritchie, and RDJ and Law are perfectly cast as Holmes and Watson. I have added RDJ to my very short list of Actors Who Can Play Any Character And Be Entirely Convincing Every Time. As for Law, I find him much more tolerable in roles like this, where he’s part of an ensemble rather than carrying a film alone. Rachel McAdams is wonderful as Irene Adler, and Mark Strong—suddenly the go-to British bad guy—gives a campy sinister performance as the evil Lord Blackwood. As per Ritchie’s standard, the fight scenes are sharp and frenetic, and his set pieces are super elaborate but he utilizes space well. I can’t wait for a DVD to pause and examine Holmes’s apartment.

The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call—New Orleans

I’m always trying to take away Nicolas Cage’s Oscar (more on that later), but The Bad Lieutenant is a reminder that somewhere under the deadpan-to-the-point-of-lifeless façade, is a really good actor. I was skeptical of this movie because generally Cage is in shitty movies, but this was surprisingly good. Werner Herzog is the sort of director you can never dismiss, and here he brings out the crazy in Cage. The definitive moment comes when Cage’s Lt. McDonagh points to his dead nemesis and says, “His soul’s still dancing,” with obligatory hallucinated iguana looking on.

The Hurt Locker

I don’t like war movies, and this is the first Iraq-war movie I’ve seen that I have actually liked. Kathryn Bigelow’s achievement is stunning. A war movie that doesn’t preach, in fact, barely gets political at all, but instead focuses on the men drawn to one of the most dangerous jobs in the military. The Hurt Locker examines the daily routines of Bravo Company’s bomb-defusing squad and how they each cope with the stress and danger of that job. Bigelow’s style is flawless here—it looks and feels like a documentary—and her technical mastery of the 16mm cameras is combined with a single digital camera to add that “handy-cam” effect. Some of the documentary feel is owed to screenwriter Mark Boal, who was embedded in Iraq for Playboy, but for my money, it’s Bigelow’s direction that does most the work. Well that, and a spectacular performance from Jeremy Renner as Staff Sgt. William James. Renner probably won’t win any hardware for this, but this was my favorite lead-actor performance of the year.

The Young Victoria

Two words: Rupert Friend. I know that this is Emily Blunt’s movie, as she plays the titular Victoria, but to me it was Friend’s portrayal of Victoria’s German suitor Prince Albert that made the movie for me. Which is not to say that Blunt wasn’t fantastic—she was. Blunt captures the spirited, flirty Victoria who became queen at only 18. And Albert, only slightly older than her, was the man who fell in love and had to court her through carefully crafted missives read and manipulated by everyone between them. Paul Bettany also gives a solid performance as Victoria’s Prime Minister Lord Melbourne, but Friend seems built for the period piece. The moment that really made this movie for me comes when a man levels a gun at Victoria. The look in Albert’s eyes as he flings himself between the gun and his pregnant wife is harrowing. In that split second they are not queen and prince-husband, but a man and his vulnerable wife.

Up

It’s Pixar, need I say more? The formula shows in this one more than in previous Pixar movies, but it doesn’t mean it’s not still working. The opening sequence will make you cry, and the rest of the movie will uplift you. What makes Pixar so great, and works particularly well in Up, is how these movies do not talk down to kids. Sad things sometimes happen and people aren’t always happy, but at the end of the day friendship and goodwill win out. I thought this was a bit more laugh-out-loud funny than Wall-E (Dug was hilarious), and Pixar continues to develop a distinctly cartoony style of computer animation. These movies are not interested in looking like the real world, and Up’s cartoon roots really show.

Up in the Air

This movie can be almost impossible to watch as it flips through scenes of people getting laid off.  George Clooney’s Ryan Bingham is a traveling hatchet man who lives for travel, describing his home as the air. Anna Kendrick gives a phenomenal performance as college-grad Natalie, whom Ryan is teaching the business to before she attempts to revolutionize it with video-conference firings. Vera Farmiga is also very good as Ryan’s traveling love interest, but it’s Kendrick’s nervous, type-A Natalie who steals the show. Jason Reitman is my One To Watch director. He seems to be succeeding in the mainstream where the equally talented Wes Anderson failed.

Where the Wild Things Are

A movie based on a beloved children’s book with only 10 sentences. The last time someone tried this we got the craptastic The Polar Express. But Wild Things looked promising from the beginning. Spike Jonze to direct, and a script written by Jonze and Dave Eggers? Please. Am sold. I grew even more excited when the studio nearly dumped Jonze’s $75M result. To talk about throwing away that much money means the studio was scared of what they were seeing, and that is almost always a good thing. Imaginative, daring, warm without pandering, and, like Up, refusing to talk down to children, Wild Things ended up splitting critics pretty much down the middle. Some wildly loved it, others reviled it, but whatever the reaction, Wild Things created a lot of discussion amongst audiences.

Zombieland

The zombies are coming and they will show us no mercy. Zombieland’s Columbus would counsel us show no mercy back. Jesse Eisenberg makes a second appearance on this list—dude’s got good taste in roles. The “rules” gimmick works surprisingly well (usually such things get old fast), and Woody Harrelson gives a fantastic performance as the unhinged Tallahassee, with Eisenberg’s Columbus along for the ride as his straight-laced Sundance Kid. I know people rave about Harrelson in The Messengers, but I prefer his performance here. Manic, excessive, macho and vulnerable, he ranges through the emotions Columbus refuses to deal with during the zombie onslaught. Bill Murray’s cameo is to die for (literally), and kudos to the folks who did the trailer for not spoiling it a la The Hangover. Also, the zombie kills are creative and original, almost like there was some sort of contest on set for who could come up with the most outrageous kill shot.

Near Misses: (500) Days of Summer, A Serious Man, In The Loop, Public Enemies, Taken

Okay Movies Featuring Stellar Performances: A Single Man (Colin Firth), Coco Avant Chanel (Audrey Tatou), Julie & Julia (Meryl Streep/Stanley Tucci), Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire (Gabourey Sidibe), The Hangover (Zach Galifianakis)

Movies Everyone Else Loved That I Did Not: An Education, Avatar, Inglorious Basterds, It’s Complicated, The Road

Terrible Disappointments: 9, Jennifer’s Body, Nine, The Lovely Bones, X-Men Origins: Wolverine

First post!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on December 31, 2009 by Sarah

Snarksters of the world unite! No but seriously, don’t come here because I haven’t picked up my room yet. It’s a wee bit messy. That’s New Year’s Resolution #2, right behind “finally start a movie blog”.

This is CineSnark, where we will talk about movies, largely in a sarcastic and/or facetious manner. I love movies, I see a lot of movies, and while I love talk about movies, I do not love talking about the auteur theory and all that shizz. You can discuss critical theory all you want, but at the end of the day bad movies still make a ton of money and good movies often get left by the wayside. So, critical theory is out. Movies here are judged by my taste (feel free to disagree, but I reserve the right to make fun of you), the Unintentional Comedy Scale, the Zombie-Preparedness Scale, or whatever arbitrary system I feel like judging by that day.

The next several posts will be lists. Top 10′s for the year, decade, et cetera. It’s probably the best and fastest way to suss out my taste and sarcasm level. I will probably only post 2-3 times per week, or at least that’s what I am telling myself now, in order to make this feel like a no-pressure hobby. Sort of like standing in a room alone talking to myself. Hmm, sad.

It’s New Year’s Eve. Am off to the movies.

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